Chicago singing telegrams serving Chicago, Illinois and all Chicago suburbs
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The World Famous Comedy and
WGN's "Chicago's Very Own"

RENT-A-NERD , INC.
The creator of nerd comedy telegrams & singing telegrams!

CELEBRATING 21 YEARS OF COMEDY
AND 12,000 NERD TELEGRAMS in CHICAGO!

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Chicago  SINGING TELEGRAMS
(We don't actually sing, our Comedy Telegrams crack you up!)
&
Custom  COMEDY TELEGRAMS
(Personally tailored to your Chicago area occasion & the guest of honor)

FREE   N E R D   O U T F I T   for VIP!

"Absolutely side-splitting humor..."
                    ó The Wall Street Journal

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RENT-A-NERD Singing Telegrams / Comedy Telegrams 
serving Chicago, Illinois and the Chicago suburbs.

(630) 852-8400 
Our 22nd year of filling all your nerdy needs!

Custom comedy telegrams & non- singing telegrams in the Chicago, Illinois area for birthdays, bachelorette parties, bridal showers, office pranks, retirement parties baby showers, graduations, anything!

CREDITS INCLUDE: DONAHUE, People Magazine, CBS Morning Program, Chicago Tribune & Sun-Times, Success Magazine, WGN Morning News, & WGN's "Chicago's Very Own"

Rent-A-Nerd is based in the Chicago, Illinois area and provides Custom Comedy Entertainment & Non- Singing Telegrams for Private Parties in Chicago and the Chicago suburbs. Unlike singing telegrams that have no plot or storyline, the Rent-A-Nerd concept is based on a proven comedy formula that we've perfected over the last 11,000 performances! ENTER and Click our Nerdy Event Planner to see how we might approach your event, or just give us a call at 630-852-8400.

COMEDY NON- SINGING TELEGRAMS in Chicago, Illinois and the Chicago suburbs (Custom Comedy & Nerd-O-Gramsólike a singing telegram, but we don't sing; we crack you up!) for your: Birthday Party, Bachelorette Party & Bridal Showers, Office Pranks, Retirements & Graduations, Wedding Receptions (yes, a mingling nerd couple who are nerdlyweds, too!), Wedding Anniversary Party, Engagement Party & Divorce Party, Baby Showers, Farewell Party, Bon Voyage and Going Away Party, Promotions, Company Anniversary (Employment), Holiday Party & Christmas Party (Santa Clutz!!!), Picnics (4th of July).

COMEDY NON- SINGING TELEGRAM PREMISES include: Secret Admirer (a.k.a. Long-lost Lovenerd), Love at First Sight themes (including Weird, but loveable, Neighbor or goofy restaurant patron), Long-lost Son or Daughter, Identical Siamese Nerd Twin Brother (previously joined at the butts), Live-in Aging Counselor, Marriage Counselor, Career Transition Counselor, Nanny, Butler or Maid, Guru of Career of Hobby, and much more.

MINGLING / ROVING / STROLLING PERFORMANCES at Conventions, Exhibit Booths, Wedding Receptions, Holiday Parties, Cocktail Parties, Mixers, Christmas Parties, New Year's Eve Parties, Festivals, County Fairs, College, University, & NACA type Events, & anywhere people are also mingling or getting to know each other.