Celebrating over 25 years of filling all your nerdy needs!

• Custom Comedy Entertainment:
  • Corporate Events: Business Meetings to Christmas Parties
  • College Activities: Homecomings to Spring Flings
• Singing Telegrams (no singing, just comedy):
  • Birthdays, retirements, office pranks
  • Bachelorettes, bridal showers, weddings
• Mingling Performances:
  • Meetings, weddings, Christmas parties, college activities, festivals

Rent-A-Nerd provides Custom Comedy Entertainment for College & Corporate Events nationwide and Non- Singing Telegrams in Chicago and the Chicago suburbs. Each of our performances are personalized to your specific occasion and, if applicable, the guest of honor. Unlike singing telegrams and character performances that have no plot or storyline, the Rent-A-Nerd concept is based on a proven comedy formula that we have perfected over the last 11,000 performances!

PRIVATE PARTIES in Chicago, Illinois and Los Angeles, California (Custom Comedy Entertainment & Nerd-O-Grams—like singing telegrams, but we don't sing; we crack you up!) for your: Birthday Parties, Bachelorette Parties & Bridal Showers, Office Pranks, Retirements & Graduations, Wedding Receptions (yes, a mingling nerd couple who are nerdlyweds, too!), Wedding Anniversary Party, Engagement Party & Divorce Party, Baby Showers, Farewell Party, Bon Voyage and Going Away Party, Promotions, Company Anniversary (Employment), Holiday Party & Christmas Party (Santa Clutz!!!), Picnics (4th of July).
CORPORATE EVENTS (serving Los Angeles, Chicago, and the nation): Sales Meetings, Holiday Party, Company Picnics, Sales Meetings, Holiday & Christmas Party Entertainment (Santa Clutz is a hit!), Trade Shows and Conventions Hospitality Suites & Exhibit Booths, Business Meetings, Morale Builders, Ice Breakers, Stress Reducers, Retirement Parties, Employee Anniversary, Roasts.
COLLEGE & UNIVERSITY EVENTS (serving Los Angeles, California, Chicago, Illinois and the nation):  Homecoming, Student Orientation, Spring Fling, Parent Weekend, Fairs, Festivals, Winter Carnivals, Ice Breakers, Stress Reducers, etc. Let us know your plans and we'll give you our ideas.
PRIVATE PARTY PREMISES include: Secret Admirer (a.k.a. Long-lost Lovenerd), Love at First Sight themes (including Weird, but loveable, Neighbor or goofy restaurant patron), Long-lost Son or Daughter, Identical Siamese Nerd Twin Brother (previously joined at the butts), Live-in Aging Counselor, Marriage Counselor, Career Transition Counselor, Nanny, Butler or Maid, Guru of Career of Hobby, and much more.
CORPORATE PREMISES include: Nerd or Nerdette as newest Salesman, Customer, Executive, Manager, Assistant, Customer Service Rep, Inspector, Consultant, it all depends on your company event!
COLLEGE & UNIVERSITY PREMISES include: Nerd or Nerdette as newest Student (undergraduate, graduate, or doctorate student), Transfer Student from Rival School, Professor, Administrator, Coach, Expert, we fit the premise to your college event.
MINGLING / ROVING / STROLLING PERFORMANCES at Conventions, Exhibit Booths, Wedding Receptions, Holiday Parties, Cocktail Parties, Mixers, Christmas Parties, New Year's Eve Parties, Festivals, County Fairs, College, University, & NACA type Events, & anywhere people are also mingling or getting to know each other.
SERVING CHICAGO & LOS ANGELES and the following Chicago & Los Angeles Suburbs:
CHICAGO, IL AREA: Abbott Park, Addison, Algonquin, Alsip, Antioch, Arlington Heights, Aurora, Barrington, Barrington Hills, Bartlett, Batavia, Beach Park, Bedford Park, Beecher, Bellwood, Belvidere, Bensenville, Berkeley, Berwyn, Big Rock, Bloomingdale, Blue Island, Bolingbrook, Bourbonnais, Braceville, Bradley, Braidwood, Bridgeview, Broadview, Brookfield, Buffalo Grove, Burbank, Burnham, Burr Ridge, Calumet City, Calumet Park, Carol Stream, Carpentersville, Cary, Cedar Lake IN, Channahon, Chicago, Chicago Heights, Chicago Ridge, Cicero, Clarendon Hills, Coal City, Country Club Hills, Countryside, Crest Hill, Crestwood, Crete, Crown Point Indiana, Crystal Lake, Darien, Deer Park, Deerfield, De Kalb, Des Plaines, Dolton, Downers Grove, Dwight, Dyer, IN, East Chicago, IN, East Dundee, East Hazelcrest, Elburn, Elgin, Elmhurst, Elmwood Park, Elwood, Evanston, Evergreen Park, Flossmoor, Forest Park, Forest View, Fox Lake, Fox River Grove, Frankfort, Gages Lake, Gary Indiana, Geneva, Genoa, Gilberts, Glen Ellyn, Glencoe, Glendale Heights, Glenview, Glenwood, Grays Lake, Griffith IN, Gurnee, Hammond IN, Hampshire, Hanover Park, Harvard, Harwood Heights, Hawthorn Woods, Hazel Crest, Hickory Hills, Highland IN, Highland Park, Highwood, Hillside, Hinckley, Hines, Hinsdale, Hobard, IN, Hodgkins, Hoffman Estates, Homer Glen, Hometown, Homewood, Huntley, Indian Head Park, Inverness, Island Lake, Itasca, Ivanhoe, Johnsburg, Joliet, Justice, Kaneville, Kankakee, Kenilworth, Kenosha, WI, Kildeer, La Grange, La Grange Highlands, La Grange Park, LaGrange, LaGrange Park, Lake Bluff, Lake Forest, Lake Geneva, WI, Lake in the Hills, Lake Villa, Lake Zurich, Lansing, Lemont, Libertyville, Lincolnshire, Lincolnwood, Lindenhurst, Lisle, Lockport, Lombard, Long Grove, Lowell, IN, Lynwood, Lyons, Manhattan, Manteno, Maple Park, Marengo, Markham, Matteson, Maywood, McCook, McGaw Park, McHenry, Medinah, Melrose Park, Merrillville, IN, Merrionette Park, Michigan City, Indiana, Midlothian, Midway Airport , Minooka, Mokena, Monee, Montgomery, Morris, Morton Grove, Mount Prospect, Mundelein, Munster IN, Naperville, Navy Pier, New Lenox, Niles, Norridge, North Aurora, North Barrington, North Chicago, North Riverside, Northbrook, Northfield, Northlake, O'Hare Airport, Oak Brook, Oak Forest, Oak Lawn, Oak Park, Oakbrook Terrace, Olympia Fields, Orland Hills, Orland Park, Oswego, Ottawa, Palatine, , Palos Heights, Palos Hills, Palos Park, Park City, Park Forest, Park Ridge, Peotone, Pingree Grove, Plainfield, Plano, Posen, Prairie Grove, Prospect Heights, River Forest, River Grove, Riverdale, Riverside, Riverwoods, Rockford, Rolling Meadows, Romeoville, Rochelle, Roselle, Rosemont, Round Lake, Round Lake Beach, Round Lake Park, Saint Charles, St. Charles, St. John Indiana, Saint John IN, Sandwich, Sauk Village, Schaumburg, Schererville, IN, Schiller Park, Sheridan, Shorewood, Skokie, Sleepy Hollow, Somonauk, South Barrington, South Elgin, South Chicago Heights, South Holland, Sox Park, Spring Grove, Steger, Stickney, Streamwood, Sugar Grove, Summit, Sycamore, Thornton, Timber Lake, Tinley Park, Tower Lake, University Park, Valparaiso IN, Vernon Hills, Villa Park, Wadsworth, Warrenville, Wauconda, Waukegan, Wayne, West Chicago, West Dundee, Westchester, Western Springs, Westmont, Wheaton, Wheeling, Whiting Indiana, Willow Springs, Willowbrook, Wilmette, Wilmington, Winfield, Winnetka, Winthrop Harbor, Wood Dale, Woodridge, Woodstock, Worth, Yorkville, Zion
LOS ANGELES, CA AREA: Alhambra California, Altadena, Arcadia, Arleta, Baldwin Village, Brentwood, Canoga Park, Castellanmare, Chesterfield Square, China Town, Crenshaw, Culver City, Cypress Park, Del Rey, East Pasadena, Echo Park, El Segundo, El Sereno, Exposition Park, Fernwood, Fernwood, Florence, Gardena, Glassel Park, H ermon, Highlands, Huntington Park, Hyde Park, Inglewood, Jefferson Park, La Canada Flintridge, LaCrescenta, Lake View Terrace, Leimert Park, Lennox, Los Angeles, Malibu, Manhattan Beach, Mar Vista, Marina Del Rey, Monterey Hills, North Hills, Northridge, Northridge, Ocean Park, Pacific Palisade, Pacoima, Palisades, Palms, Pasadena, Playa Del Rey, San Fernando, San Gabriel, San Marino, Santa Monica, Shadow Hills, Sierra Madre, Silver Lake, South LA, South Pasadena, Sparr Heights, Studio City, Sun Valley, Sunland, Thai Town, Toluca Lake, Toluca Woods, Topanga, Topanga, Tujunga, Universal City, Valley Glen, Valley Village, Van Nuys, Venice, Verdugo City, Vernon, View Park, West Hills, West Hollywood, West Toluca Lake, Westdale, Whitley Heights, Windsor Hills, Winnetka, Woodland Hills